App Store Critic Blog

This is an offer you should not refuse

The people I hate the most are those who do not understand the concepts of survival of the fittest and capitalism. Both of these together are the basis for my business concept: I try to rip off all the people not smart enough to know they are being ripped off. It’s a win-win, really. I become filthy rich, and they may actually learn something from it and won’t fall for even more unscrupulous businessmen in the future. But the people that claim to be protecting consumer rights are seriously messing with my profits, while not even making any money for themselves from it. This is both unethical and unnatural, and disturbs me greatly. I cannot respect anyone not looking out for themselves, and I fully intend to find a way to exploit them to my own benefit. Anybody have any good ideas how? Mail me any suggestions along with a five dollar processing fee, and if I choose your suggestion I will send you one hundred dollars back.